Avenged Sevenfold’s New Look

Couldn’t let this post from fuckthatband.com go without re-posting it, especially because it’s so funny and I think Avenged Sevenfold are quite the joke.

Avenged Sevenfold sucks… you already knew that… but… wouldn’t it be sweet as shit if Jack the Pumpkin King and The Undertaker joined the band? It seems like they should be in that band. It just feels so right. I would totally rock some Sevenfold merch if those two joined the band. Fuck it; I would totally get some sick Sevenfold ink done if they were to join the band. Imagine the caliber of hotties that I would score dates with if I had an Avenged Sevenfold tattoo all tatted up on me? The thought seriously gets me wettt. So if these two ever end up joining the band, hit me up so I can make an appointment with Kat Von D and shittt.

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One Comment

  1. Will Ragsdale September 8, 2008 at 3:56 pm #

    This is hilarious. I think I’ve read in interviews or something that Avenged literally said they’ve ‘always planned on selling out’ or that they have no problems playing to backing tracks, and given the opportunity, they wanted to reach the biggest possible audience and make the most amount of money.

    I don’t know where writing shit music and taking pictures with a sixth, voodoo doll member comes into this plan, but it seems to work.

    I liked Waking the Fallen, even though the genre isn’t really my style.

    Sounding the seventh trumpet was more of the same, an honest record that worked very well.

    I like a lot of tracks on ‘City of Evil’ except I saw the band turning into ‘out-of-control-assholes’ during this period.

    This is hilarious, thanks for posting

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