Couldn’t let this post from fuckthatband.com go without re-posting it, especially because it’s so funny and I think Avenged Sevenfold are quite the joke.
Avenged Sevenfold sucks… you already knew that… but… wouldn’t it be sweet as shit if Jack the Pumpkin King and The Undertaker joined the band? It seems like they should be in that band. It just feels so right. I would totally rock some Sevenfold merch if those two joined the band. Fuck it; I would totally get some sick Sevenfold ink done if they were to join the band. Imagine the caliber of hotties that I would score dates with if I had an Avenged Sevenfold tattoo all tatted up on me? The thought seriously gets me wettt. So if these two ever end up joining the band, hit me up so I can make an appointment with Kat Von D and shittt.